Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Doctors and Engineers

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their Superiority.



SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :


7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC
knocks, one hand come out

with the ticket and the TC goes away....



NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.

So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they

can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :




Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we

too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any

ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN
ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One

Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.

Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined





SCENE 3 (LONAVALA) :




SO, now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their

move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 ticket...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes... All Engineers showed their

Tickets.....



Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL

Train...........





Conclusion: Medically Intelligent people may be

genius, but don't mess with Engineers.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Kawasaki Ninja 250R


After Reading a lot about the newly launched " Kawasaki Ninja 250R " today I had a face to face with this ' Dream Bike 'at Pune. The 'Exciting Green' was eye catching. More over the throttle upraising sounded amazing.

Image One: shows a normal OHV (Overhead Valve) engine, Image Two: shows a DOHC (Double Overhead Cam) setup.


Image Three: The Rear 220mm Petal Disc Break and High Exhaust

With a double cylinder/four stroke/twin parallel spark DOHC engine having a displacement of 249cc , this bike sounds good throwing a max of 32.5 Bhp* power. Unlike normal bikes,it had certain impressive specifications such as Fuel Injection Mechanism (No carburetors), 290mm/220mm Front and Rear Petal Disc Breaks. The Fuel tank has a capacity of 17 liter and the gauges both for speed and fuel are analogue. The recorded top speed of this bike is stated to be 176kmph by few magazines I referred.

Friday, November 20, 2009

PJ Mania : Marriage and girl friend

Whats the difference in Arrange marriage and Love marriage...
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Love Marriage : You Marry Your Girl Friend.

Arrange Marriage : You Marry Other's Girl Friend.

:P

:D

Monday, November 16, 2009

PJ Mania : Dinner Time

In a flight to India an American was attended by an air hostess...

Air hostess: "Sir Would you like dinner...?"

American: "What are my Choices...??"

Air hostess: " YES or NO !! "